Herbalife Year 2 - New Zealand Edition

Williams, Kieran <Kieran.Williams@anz.com>	May 19
to me

 

Casey Fitzsimmons <xxxxx@gmail.com>
to CASEYWILLIAMS500., kieran.williams

HELLO TO ANOTHER CASEY WILLIAMS

I AM A FORMER CASEY WILLIAMS, NOW CASEY FITZSIMMONS THANKS TO A FINE MARRIAGE ALMOST THREE YEARS AGO. OTHER CASEY WILLIAMS, I'D LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR RELATIVE (OR FRIEND) KIERAN CANNOT READ EMAIL ADDRESSES THAT YOU WROTE VERY CLEARLY AS CASEY.WILLIAMS500@GMAIL.COM. 

EVERYONE THINKS THEIR CASEY WILLIAMS IS A UNIQUE FLOWER. AND I LIKE TO THINK WE ALL ARE. HOWEVER, THERE IS ONLY ONE CASEYWILLIAMS@GMAIL.COM, AND THAT IS/WAS ME. I ABANDONED THIS EMAIL ADDRESS, ONLY CHECKING IT OCCASIONALLY FOR MY ACTUAL FRIENDS AND ACQUAINTANCES. IN THAT TIME I HAVE RECEIVED HUNDREDS OF MISTAKEN EMAILS... MANY OF THEM EMAIL SUBSCRIPTIONS OTHER CASEYS HAVE SIGNED UP FOR. WHO THE HELL SIGNS UP FOR EMAIL NEWSLETTERS THESE DAYS, ANYWAY? 

I ALSO HAVE ADOPTED A POLICY OF WRITING BACK TO OTHER CASEY WILLIAMSES AND THEIR FRIENDS IN ALL CAPS. IT BRINGS ME GREAT JOY TO BE THIS ANNOYING.

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR HERBALIFE EXPERIENCE. I HOPE YOU STAY HEALTHY.

SINCERELY

CASEY [WILLIAMS] FITZSIMMONS 

   

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