Ode to Cheese

Really, more of a statement.

When I eat cheese for lunch --- full fat cheddar, to be exact --- I am so happy.
All afternoon, happiness. All for just 80 calories. And 7 grams of fat. But so worth it.
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The GOP Tries to Convince 'Buster' to "Scrap the Plan"

casey  to Michael

My name is not Buster.

Nor did I sign up for your GOP email list.

Furthermore, I believe wholeheartedly in healthcare reform. And as far as I know, I am of "the people." Giving everyone health insurance will help ensure people stay healthy, versus getting atrociously sick and then getting the healthcare they need too late. But still getting it. At higher cost. "A dose of prevention is better than an ounce of cure." Or something.

Not to mention the crowded emergency rooms.

It's selfish to not want healthcare reform. And oh so short sighted.

Grow up. Get some empathy. And please - pass healthcare reform.

Sincerely,

Casey Anne Williams

Boston, MA

PS. No, I did not vote for Scott Brown.

Though I labeled this post "funny", it's far from it. "Scary" is more like it.

Win a Vacation - Yes, really. Well maybe.

Ok, so this isn't related to Casey Williamses. But it is a chance for you to be funny and potentially a vacation. And - BONUS - two deserving families in need will also be sent on vacation if enough people Tickle the Hippo!

Damn you, readyDEBIT

Hi Casy, We mailed your READYdebit Visa card a few days ago. If you haven't received it yet, it will be there soon. Request: When you get your card, please let us know that the card has safely arrived, by activating the card immediately. No fees are triggered by activating your card. Thank you. ------- READYdebit Customer Service www.readydebit.com (866) 465-1645 casey  to support show details 10:00 AM (0 minutes ago) NO I HAVE NOT RECEIVED THE DAMN CARD BECAUSE I DID NOT ORDER IT!!!! IT WAS A DIFFERENT CASEY WILLIAMS!  A CASEY WHO SPELLS HIS/HER NAME WITHOUT AN E!! IN FACT, I BET HIS/HER EMAIL ADDRESS IS CASYWILLIAMS@GMAIL.COM. WHY DON'T YOU TRY THAT, READYDEBIT PEOPLE WHO IGNORE MY EMAILS AND DON'T HAVE AN OPT-OUT OPTION. SINCERELY CASEY ANNE TORDELLA WILLIAMS

Apparently I'm Getting Married

Or at least shopping for wedding dresses. Which I did actually do -- me myself, Casey Anne Tordella Williams -- shopped for wedding dresses with my darling cousin Margot and aunt Margaret on Sunday.

I did not, however, go shopping in Illinois for Alfred Angelo dresses for myself. Because I'm not getting married any time soon.

I seriously do not understand this. My name isn't that common. If you have my name, you should be good at spelling it because people always ask. I would like to think that if you have my name, you would also be smart. Or at least a competent typer/writer who can correctly input their own email address.

My email back:

casey to AlfredAngelo@alfredangelo.com

10:02am

I think you have the wrong Casey Williams. Though I love my boyfriend dearly, we are not engaged. Yet.
Maybe check back in a year or two. Even if I were engaged, it would be a far trek out to Illinois to try on wedding dresses when I live here in Boston.

Please pass on my Congratulations to the Illinois Casey Williams.

Best,

Casey A. Williams

Boston, MA

READYdebit, here I don't come

Dear Casy,

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casey  to READYdebit

3:37 PM

Hi Readydebit:

This email is very concerning to me. I didn't apply for this card. Nor did I agree to fund it. 

My first thought was "Alas! Someone has stolen my identity!" 

My second thought was "Wait - why would an identity stealer use my real email address, thus alerting me to the fact that they are stealing my identity?" 

My third thought was "What if this person thinks they're actually me?"

And finally, I thought "they just put in the wrong email address."

However, I would like confirmation that this is the issue. Could you perhaps let me know the last 4 digits of the social security number used to obtain this READYdebit, or the DOB, or the last 4 digits of the credit card used to fund it, or where it's being mailed to?

Yours in confusion,

Casey A. Williams

Mean Glenda

Glenda from Idaho is looking to take away my dog!

Wait. I don't have a dog.

Thanks for reminding me, Glenda, that I don't have the one thing/being that I want in the whole world. PUPPY!!! I do have Rosie, though. And she is special.