We just left you a voicemail, but we also wanted to let you know that we have you on Linsey's book for today and she actually came down with the flu and will not be able to come in today. We want to reschedule your appointment with Linsey or with another stylist-whatever you are most comfortable with. Just let us know! So sorry, thanks for understanding!
We look forward to hearing back from you!
10:49 AM (1 minute ago)
Will the real casey williams please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
will the real casey williams please stand up
'cause she's definitely not at this email address.
firstname.lastname@example.org is mine! And I live in Boston and go by Casey, not Cassandra. I do need a haircut, though. Thanks for the reminder!
I hope Linsey feels better, and that Cassandra doesn't show up... and that her NY resolution is to more clearly write down her email address.
Did you order a Vaporizer Pen thingy and pay for it using PayPal? If so, you created your PayPal account under the email email@example.com, which is silly because that is not your email. Please update your account.
I now have your home address - 14291 Newt Hamner Rd, northport, AL 35475-3421. And I get all of your PayPal alerts. You haven't had correct payment information for a few weeks - which you would have known sooner had you actually put in YOUR email address instead of mine.
Anyway - please update it. I don't know how you got confused. Maybe it's because your brain is clouded with cigarettes. Your perfect complexion will quickly be ruined if you keep up with the smoking.
The Real Casey Williams Who Keeps Saying She Will Switch Emails But Hasn't.
James is still waiting to hear back from TBN. I have the strong feeling that we will still be there carrying the real stones up...
Sent from my iPhone
We heard back from TBN and the stones could be delivered any time till 9pm. But the earlier, the better as we might still be there and Luke wants to see the stones. Let me know how it goes. Texting is also very good: 07704 25 66 42
Sent from my iPad
to Uli, me
I am so confused.
Why do we need real stones and not paper mache stones? Or fiberglass? Anything lighter than true granite.
Unless these are pebbles! I could handle pebbles. Or even a small amount of gravel.
Also, do you go by Ix or Ux? Or are there two of you? That would be good news, because that means there would be at least three of us carrying the stones of undetermined size. This Luke sounds like he is not going to help.
Let me know on the stone size front, and what name you prefer.
Casey [Williams] Fitzsimmons
PS. Texting is definitely a better option, because you're more likely to reach the Casey Williams who is actually willing to carry the real stones.
9:42 AM (32 minutes ago)
I am so sorry, the other Casey had given me the wrong email. You are welcome to help carrying stones if you feel like you need some workout... It would be in London though with very nice people... but otherwise, I am sorry for confusing you.
By submitting your application you also agree to a basic background and credit check.
Also, please let me know if you have a pet ($200 pet deposit required) and type - dog/cat and approximate weight.
Thank you very much and let me know if you have any questions.
Hello and I don't recall seeing an apartment yesterday.
I haven't completed the application.
I don't agree to a basic background and credit check.
I do have a pet; $200 seems reasonable. He is a yellow mutt, 60 lbs.
You're welcome and my question is: Are you sure you have the right Casey Williams?
PS. Does #B mean Basement? Nice and cool in the summers, but unless it's the bargain of a century, I wouldn't rent a true basement unit. My bedroom was in a basement growing up (had full windows), but it was mildewy and spidery. Ew!
PPS. Upon Googling the address, I may be reconsidering my refusal. That place looks awesome. AND it's just $675 a month!!! Deal of a century! Though I would need at least 1 more, ideally 2 more, bedrooms.
Hahahaha, oh my - you don't sound like you are interested much at all. Fortunately #B is not in the basement - although #A is in the attic.
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Your order will be sent to: casey williams 1910 CUMBERLAND RD LANSING, MI 48906-3716 United States
You might want to check what email address you're sending your shit to. I graduated from a twin bed nearly 11 years ago, and that was about 3 years later than it should have been. My kid is only 8 months, so he doesn't need this yet either.
or maybe it's an entirely different casey k williams, in which case, I am sorry. I really need to change my email address... it's just hard to undo 10 years with the same one! I just can't take all of these stupid misdirected emails. And yes, there are WAY MORE Casey Williamses than you think out there. WAY more.
a former casey williams
PS. $121 seems like a lot for a metal frame. Couldn't you Craig's list that shit? However I like that you don't have to have the stupid wheels on the end.
Tip: double check the email address to which you send ALL of your personal information. This Casey Williams has no idea who you are. Fortunately I'm not a douche bag, so I wouldn't even know how to do illegal things with this information if I wanted to.
Good luck sorting out your affairs, Jake!
Oh gosh how foolish of me... Thanks for being awesome. Best wishes
I was awesome.. until I posted this here. But I don't think you could steal his identity thanks to the stuff I blacked out. The only more personal/dangerous email I've gotten is stuff related to mortgages.