Mason J from IMVU

Ok.

This is by far the worst mistaken (well I hope it's mistaken) Casey Williams email.

I went into my Spam folder to find it. While there, I saw all kinds of fun email titles, like "sexy Christian Singles." I didn't open that one.

Since it seems everyone is SUPER curious about what exactly it is that I was forced to experience, here's the two photos I can show you without smudging out the entire photo. Children may be reading this blog. They don't need to see Mason J's, um, situation. Neither does the guy next to me on the plane. But he might have seen it because when I first opened the second photo to edit it, it opened to my WHOLE screen. Whoops. Sorry guy. Too bad we have another hour together here at the gate, plus the 2+ hours to Boston, making it a total of ~4 hours that we will be spending next to each other.

I digress.

World, meet Mason J.

For goodness sakes, he looks like he's 16!!! Yuck!

The question is, should I write back and tell him he's got the wrong Casey Williams? I think we all know the answer...

But How do I protect myself from YOU?

Getting Some Work Done - 84Lumber

84 Lumber pc@84lumber.com to bob.hamon, me

9:38 AM

Casey

See attachment for the revised window quote. Please check the QTY Size and
location to verify all changes are correct. I did 5/8" Contour GBG and also
changed the Gable fixed window gbg pattern to look like the other windows. I
can change back to (2wide x 4 heigh) or (2 wide x 3 heigh).

The front door as discussed = 725.00 + tax  R.O. on door = 64 1/2" x 96"
Miniblind door with transom (raise and lower blinds) = 450.00 + tax
R.O. for door = 34 1/2" x 96"

 20 min door from garage to house to match other interior doors = 195.00 +
tax. This door should match the front door style. The  Jeld-Wen interior
door style that matches the front door is the ( Continental).

Any questions just call me.

Thank you
Chris Draper
84 Lumber Company

caseywilliams@gmail.com to 84, bob.hamon

9:50 AM

Hi Chris and Bob

Funny that you emailed me - I'm trying to get my landlord and/or boyfriend to install a screen door on our back door. But not like a nice door, since we rent. Just a $20 screen door from Home Depot or Lowes (your evil publicly held competitors). So your quote is WAY more than I was expecting to spend.

The real issue, me thinks, is that you're trying to reach a different Casey Williams who does not know his/her email address. I'd suggest reaching out to him/her with a phone call. Hopefully you got their phone number. If it ends with 0696, that's my phone number, and you needn't call, since we have already established I am the wrong Casey Williams for this door sitch.

Best of luck - I hope you get the business. My dad is actually a contractor - I know how finicky clients can be.

Best,
Casey Williams
Boston, MA

Dog & Pens Mix Well

Really, these photos need no explanation. Mustard REALLY likes pens and markers, much like any toddler. He reminds me of this kid I met in Nicaragua. He too LOVED pens.

After I took his photo, he asked, "Am I vaccinated now?" [We were on a vaccination brigade.]

So much for the rug. Good thing it's almost 10 years old.
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