Episode One: Bathroom Style File Launches!
Let's pretend the blurriness was an artistic afterthought. My turned-in knee was not an afterthought; it is the requirement of a fashion bloganista!
Channeling: 8th grade self, sans Doc Martins and turtleneck
Wearing: Denim shirt or "chambray" if you will, from LL Bean outlet; Hanes long sleeved t-shirt screen printed by my talented artist sister; some crappy black jeans from Marshall's that are struggling to limit the number of holes in inappropriate places; Kork-Ease 'Maxine' boot
Not Seen (since this fashion blog features shitty photographs): Multi-strand beaded necklace from a Masai village in Africa that used to smell like the inside of one of the stick/dung/smoke huts there; large hoop earrings that cost $18 in 2004, which at the time was a huge expense for me, and still is considering they're just brass and probably manufactured for like $.02.