Today, I bring you a story. Later, fashion.
Overheard in the bathroom at Sunday River on Saturday:
[Group of five 7 year old girls, giggling madly]
Girl 1: HAHAHHAHAHA Diapers!!!!
Rest of Girls: HAHAHAHAHhhahahHAHAHHAhahHAHAAH Diapers!
Girl 1: DIAPERS!!! This one is diapers.
Rest of Girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhAHHAHAhahahaha
I come out of the stall and start washing my hands. I see what they're gathered around - a feminine products dispenser.
Girl 1: This other one - guess what - you put it in your BUTTHOLE!
Rest of Girls: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA butthole!!!!
Girl 2: My mom buys those all the time!!!
Rest of Girls: HAHAHHAA You put those in your butthole!
At last, I'm enlightened. THAT'S what those things are for.